This is my proudest moment.
reversed infomercial gifs are the only form of true art in this godforsaken world
#1 i ont like spinach or green thangs
#2 my mom told me eat a salad once and i never forgived her
#3 bugs fuck on plants
This fucking woman
So put me on! Don’t be afraid!
And don’t get in a flap!
You’re in safe hands (though I have none)
For I’m a Thinking Cap!